Light Humor

A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife.
"I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the
best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter, "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
"You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."

The prisoner wrote another letter:
"Dear wife, now is the best
time to plant the lettuce."